I'll meet you in your dreams

kreay-hefner:

I WILL MELT MY OWN FACE OFF IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN

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let me be you

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How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara:

BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

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This is “”supposedly”” Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance, giving head.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA DYING

i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments

i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13

and i’m like

OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE

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toinfinityaaandbeyond:

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“This shot is the most expensive shot in silent film history. It was filmed in a single take, that had to be perfect, with a real train and a ‘dummy’ engineer (notice the white arm hanging out the conductors window). Some of the locals who came to watch the filming, thought the dummy was a real person and screamed in horror; supposedly, one person even fainted.”

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